Joke

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  1. ilscuro's Avatar

    ilscuro said:

    Shit Joke

    I was arguing with some bloke in the pub and he squared up to me. I said, "You better watch yourself pal, when I was in the Army I killed men."
    My wife said, "But you were in the Catering Corps."
    I replied, "Yeah, but I'm not a very good cook."
     
  2. Mickey's Avatar

    Mickey said:

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    Go get your coat
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  3. flumperino's Avatar

    flumperino said:

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    haha, I liked it.
     
  4. Copex's Avatar

    Copex said:

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    leave and close the door behind you.
     
  5. timbo76's Avatar

    timbo76 said:

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    Good effort...............................
     
  6. Mickey's Avatar

    Mickey said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by timbo76 View Post
    Good effort...............................
    Great intro......................
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  7. DJ Overdose's Avatar

    DJ Overdose said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by timbo76 View Post
    Good effort...............................
    Nope
    Quote Originally Posted by Mickey View Post
    Great intro......................
    Nope


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  8. akimba's Avatar

    akimba said:

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    I was checking into the Luxor pyramid hotel in Las Vegas the other week and when checking in the woman behind the counter said
    "you should of been here last night, the man in the penthouse suite lost millions in the casino and wen up to the room and threw himself out the window........

    Spoiler:

    He slid all the way down to the car pack!!!" :-D