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    Shit Fat Bird

    A man is about to have sex with a really fat woman, so he climbs on top of her.

    "Can I turn the light off?" he asks.


    "Why?" she replies. "Are you feeling a bit shy?"


    "No," he says. "It's burning my arse!"

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    Default Re: Fat Bird

    Taxi...

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    Default Re: Fat Bird

    lol, I like

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