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    Default If a forum member was a celebrity, who'd they be?

    Det - Peter North
    CallMeGoose - Gerard Butler
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    Bertroot - Bill Gates
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    Default Re: If a forum member was a celebrity, who'd they be?

    Aye Peter North has done a few gay porn films in his time. Loves the cock.

    Bill Gates? Hahahahahaha. I would have said Ben Dover. Horrible cunt but lucky.


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    Default Re: If a forum member was a celebrity, who'd they be?

    Quote Originally Posted by BertRoot View Post
    Aye Peter North has done a few gay porn films in his time. Loves the cock.

    Bill Gates? Hahahahahaha. I would have said Ben Dover. Horrible cunt but lucky.


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    Default Re: If a forum member was a celebrity, who'd they be?

    Scarily you're not too far from the truth....

    Sent from my Philips Diga via BT Cellnet
    Just use enough water to cover your vegetables,the same goes for when you're having a bath....

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    Default Re: If a forum member was a celebrity, who'd they be?

    Quote Originally Posted by satzzz View Post
    Scarily you're not too far from the truth....

    Sent from my Philips Diga via BT Cellnet
    Boom, at least one is right so far

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    Default Re: If a forum member was a celebrity, who'd they be?

    Your close but I’m not gay and I’m fat

    i reckon you got mickey spot on
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    Default Re: If a forum member was a celebrity, who'd they be?

    Not sure how to take this one as not seen the show but I remember the first DF meet I went to there was a DFer who was surprised I wasn't "an Asian rudeboy"


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    Default Re: If a forum member was a celebrity, who'd they be?

    And lifted this from bigbrands Instagram feed.
    Spoiler:

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    Default Re: If a forum member was a celebrity, who'd they be?

    Why Charles Bronson lol ???

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    Default Re: If a forum member was a celebrity, who'd they be?

    Quote Originally Posted by evilsatan View Post
    Not sure how to take this one as not seen the show but I remember the first DF meet I went to there was a DFer who was surprised I wasn't "an Asian rudeboy"
    Was that me?


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    Default Re: If a forum member was a celebrity, who'd they be?

    Quote Originally Posted by Teajunkie View Post
    Your close but I’m not gay and I’m fat

    i reckon you got mickey spot on
    He's got two kids mate, anythings possible.

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    Default Re: If a forum member was a celebrity, who'd they be?

    Quote Originally Posted by evilsatan View Post
    Not sure how to take this one as not seen the show but I remember the first DF meet I went to there was a DFer who was surprised I wasn't "an Asian rudeboy"

    I'd go with, "plays a role of someone who thinks he's better than you, but then you realise it's TV show and he's probably a really nice family man underneath, and wears Shirts from Cotton Traders and owns at least one item of "Fruit Of the Loom".

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    Default Re: If a forum member was a celebrity, who'd they be?

    Quote Originally Posted by Teajunkie View Post
    And lifted this from bigbrands Instagram feed.
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    Wait, BigBrand is my alias, how did you, you little rapscallion.

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    Default Re: If a forum member was a celebrity, who'd they be?

    Quote Originally Posted by piggzy View Post
    Why Charles Bronson lol ???
    Tendency to go off piste at times, and serving a lengthy DF stretch for something you didn't originally know what you were getting into.

    Now here you are, part of the woodwork, trying to find a new bride to send snitty pictures of swans to.

    Beast.

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    Default Re: If a forum member was a celebrity, who'd they be?

    Quote Originally Posted by BertRoot View Post
    Was that me?
    Quite possibly!

    Quote Originally Posted by BigBrand View Post
    I'd go with, "plays a role of someone who thinks he's better than you, but then you realise it's TV show and he's probably a really nice family man underneath, and wears Shirts from Cotton Traders and owns at least one item of "Fruit Of the Loom".

    ;D
    Oh shit, not keen on that persona, so basically a wanker who you think might be ok underneath


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    Default Re: If a forum member was a celebrity, who'd they be?

    Quote Originally Posted by evilsatan View Post
    Quite possibly!

    Oh shit, not keen on that persona, so basically a wanker who you think might be ok underneath

    Depends if you own up to Fruit of the Loom or Slazenger.

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    Default Re: If a forum member was a celebrity, who'd they be?

    Quote Originally Posted by BigBrand View Post
    Depends if you own up to Fruit of the Loom or Slazenger.
    You're describing my old man to a T.


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    Default Re: If a forum member was a celebrity, who'd they be?

    Quote Originally Posted by evilsatan View Post
    You're describing my old man to a T.
    Apple doesn't fall far?

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    Default Re: If a forum member was a celebrity, who'd they be?

    I would like to add to that list....

    Bald Bouncer - Dominic Littlewood
    Ganty - Seth Mcfarlane
    mc.dodd - Ricky Gervais
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