Favorite movie lines?

[Avidone20]

Yea i was bored so here ya go, something to ponder. Since i was so bored i searched until i could find a favorite thread that hasnt been created.


So what are some of you favorite movie lines?


one of my favorites is from "Heat", it goes something like this...

Deniro: Forget the money

Some guy: What do you mean forget the money thats a lot of money. What, what are you doing?

Deniro: What am i doing? talking to an empty phone.

Some guy: I dont understand.

Deniro: because there is a dead man on the end of this fucking line.

[avec]

DAMNIT JANET ........ !!!!!!!!!!!!

[anime673]

lots of awesome lines from jay and silent bob. the opening song is catchy too, haha.

[t69]

As far back as i could remember i always wanted to be a gangster ..

[cf79]

"Give a man one gun, and he's Superman. Give him two guns, AND HE'S GOD!!!!" -Hard Boiled

[khai]

I loved Heat.

Rat Motherfucker!

And Al Pacino's ass speech.

[T-LEE]

Hi, I'm Chucky, and I'm your friend to the end. Hi-dee-ho. Ha ha ha.

[JEDiBRAD]

Friday:

Deedo: Yo smokey, they left their window open--lets go in there
Smokey(ChrisTucker): Man I cant do that, im on prohbation!

[afxspnk]

joe pesci's 'funny guy' speach, various 1-liners from pulp fiction

on and of course jake lamota's: I remember those cheers they still ring in my ears, and for years they'll remain in my thoughts. 'Cause one night I took off my robe and what'd I do, I forgot to wear shorts. I recall every fall, every hook, every jab, the worst way a guy could get rid of his flab. As you know, my life was a jab... Though I'd rather hear you cheer when I delve into Shakespeare. A Horse, a Horse, my Kingdom for a Horse, I haven't had a winner in six months. I know I'm no Olivier, but if he fought Sugar Ray, he would say that the thing ain't the ring it's the play. So gimme a stage where this bull here can rage. And though I can fight I'd much rather recite That's entertainment. That's entertainment.

[hippyhater]

anything arnold schwarzenneger has ever said.

end topic.

[stuckx]

I AM THE CLIT LEADER!!!

[Gerizim]

And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, Power hath descended
forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command, we
shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine patrie, et fili [they cock their guns] et spiritu sancti.

A great movie =)

[Avidone20]

Originally posted by khai
I loved Heat.

Rat Motherfucker!

And Al Pacino's ass speech.

ya heat is one of my favorite movies

[Xantos.dk]

Originally posted by Gerizim
And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, Power hath descended
forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command, we
shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine patrie, et fili [they cock their guns] et spiritu sancti.

A great movie =)

Uuuuuuh... Boondock Saints... Brilliant movie

One of my favorite one-liners must be : I love the smell of napalm in the morning... It is the smell of victory - Apocalypse Now

[DocStrange]

Boondock Saints >>>> most everything else

[Marvin]

A few comes to mind.

"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I´m all out of bubble gum."
- They Live

"Charlie don´t surf."
- Apocalypse Now

[hippyhater]

i thought i ended this??

anything arnold schwarzenegger has ever said > anything else


Damon Killian: You bastard! Drop dead!
Ben Richards: I don't do requests.

[Matrix has thrown a pipe through Bennett]
Matrix: Let off some steam, Bennett.

Sully: Here's twenty dollars to get some drinks in Val Verde. It'll give us all a little more time with your daughter.
Henriques: Heh.
Matrix: You're a funny man, Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last.
[Later]
Matrix: Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?
Sully: That's right, Matrix. You did!
Matrix: I lied.

Matrix: [after killing a man in the plane] Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired.

Soldier: Fuck you, asshole!
Col. John Matrix: FUCK YOU, asshole!

[The Terminator is loading a rifle in the shop]
Pawn Shop Clerk: You can't do that!
The Terminator: [shooting him] Wrong!

The Terminator: I'll be back!

The Terminator: Hasta la vista, baby.

[One-armed and battered after confronting the T-1000.]
The Terminator: I need a vacation.

John Connor: Jesus, you were gonna kill that guy.
The Terminator: Of course, I'm a terminator.

Dutch: What's the matter? The CIA got you pushing too many pencils?

[After Dutch has nailed a guy to the wall with his knife]
Dutch: Stick around.

Dutch: If it bleeds, we can kill it.

Major Dutch Schaeffer: You're one ugly motherfucker.


the list goes on and on and on and on..

[MarcusAurelius]

Home Alone 2:

Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern are climing down the rope at on the front of the building

Stern: Harry, you wearing after-shave?
Pesci: No, it's kerosene. The rope is soaked in it.
Stern: (Laughing) Now why would anyone soak a rope in kerosene?

Culkin: (About to light the rope on fire) Hey boooooys.

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (Greatest movie ever)

Connery and Ford are tied to a chair in the middle of a library of a nazi occupied castle. Connery has just tried to cut the rope using a lighter, but has managed to drop the lighter and set the room on fire

Connery: Ah, I think I should tell you something.
Ford: Don't get sentimental with me dad, save it till we get out of here.
Connery: (Pauses) The floors on fire.
Ford: What????
Connery: See?
Connery: AND THE CHAIR!

And later on:

Connery: I didn't know you could fly a plane!
Ford: Fly yes. Land...no.

[Acer]

My favorite line is from the movie, My Blue Heaven, starring Steve Martin and Rick Morranis.
Morranis is asking Steve what his social security number is so the FBI can pay him, Steve Martin says a bounch of fony numbers:
Steve: 2,5,7,3,8,2,2-5 (or something like that)

Morranis: Thats one number to much

Steve: Take of the 5.

Might not sound that funny here, but in the movie it's hilarious.

[teddy2]

from Half Baked it was something like this


"Dont get me wrong, i love my weed.....But not as much as i love Pussy"


i cant remember how it exactly was but it was at the end of the movie