What a trade!

**vital** · 20th September 2002

uhhhhh...

http://www.tsn.ca/soccer/news_story.asp?id=5133

9/20/2002
OSLO, Norway (AP) - Both teams said they got a good catch when striker Kenneth Kristensen switched soccer teams in Norway for about 75 kilograms of fresh shrimp.

The local newspaper Faedrelandsvennen said Friday that third-division side Floey in Kristiansand, 300 kilometres south of Oslo, agreed to pay rival team Vindbjart striker Kristensen's weight in shrimp for the privilege of having him among their forwards.

``Kenneth was very eager to play for Floey, and we didn't want to be difficult. But he was under contract for us, so of course we had to demand some kind of compensation,'' said Vindbjart club president Vidar Ulstein.

After a brief meeting, Vindbjart's officials decided that the transfer payment would be Kristensen's weight in shrimp.
``No problem, we have enough shrimp,'' said Floey president Rolf Guttormsen.

The exact amount that Floey will have to pay, will be decided when the two teams meet Saturday. To make sure that they get their due payment, Vindbjart will bring along scales, which Kristensen will mount before the game.
Kristensen scored 14 goals for Floey this season.

Those crazy norwegians

**dBb** · 20th September 2002

You need to get out more if you give a shit about whatever the hell it is you're talking about.

**Mr.Wang** · 20th September 2002

Soccer news??? I thought the World Cup was over...

**p i m p** · 20th September 2002

Originally posted by dBb
You need to get out more if you give a shit about whatever the hell it is you're talking about.

lol, this applies to 90% of the threads here

**Electrici** · 20th September 2002

so a player got traded for a lot of shrimp?
hahhaha

**vital** · 20th September 2002

Originally posted by dBb
You need to get out more if you give a shit about whatever the hell it is you're talking about.

and you need to get out more if you are giving a shit about what I'm giving a shit about whatever the hell it is I'm talking about..

**BuBBeN** · 21st September 2002

norwegians are funny

**Ale[FIN]** · 21st September 2002

Originally posted by BuBBeN
norwegians are funny

I would say that danish are funnier. I like the way they speak "swedish"

**partyboy** · 22nd September 2002

Originally posted by Ale[FIN]

I would say that danish are funnier. I like the way they speak "swedish"

ey yo, nothing funny about danes. the rest of scandinavia is hilarious though.

**Aridhol** · 23rd September 2002

that fucken rules
i wish i had that much shrimp. Shrimp is great. I love shrimp.

The End.

**AngryKoala** · 23rd September 2002

Hahah, I wonder if this is gonna start a trend?

9/23/2002
LOS ANGELES, California (AP) - Today the Los Angeles Lakers announced that they're trading all-star center Shaquille O'Neal to a local fisherman for 4 sardines and a pickle.

"I think that Shaq will be a real asset to our boat. I'm sure that big niggah can really cast a line! I just hope he doesn't get fouled, he fucking sucks at free-throws! Har har har!" remarked Biff Trash, the local fisherman.

**p i m p** · 23rd September 2002

Originally posted by AngryKoala
Hahah, I wonder if this is gonna start a trend?

9/23/2002
LOS ANGELES, California (AP) - Today the Los Angeles Lakers announced that they're trading all-star center Shaquille O'Neal to a local fisherman for 4 sardines and a pickle.

"I think that Shaq will be a real asset to our boat. I'm sure that big niggah can really cast a line! I just hope he doesn't get fouled, he fucking sucks at free-throws! Har har har!" remarked Biff Trash, the local fisherman.

that was embarassing to read, it was so unfunny.