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    Default Boy dies when joke goes wrong


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    blimey

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    i think its a dupe, but funny in a sad way nontheless (sp) .

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    Ohhhhhh, so thats what happenned to Schwaggydoo..

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    well, at least something flowed.

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    Whan a funny way to die. Parents are going down in history as the ones who raised their kid to try to get a blowjob from a baby calf.

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    Why is the mother considering filing a slander suit?

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    got milk?

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    Originally posted by Vinnie
    Why is the mother considering filing a slander suit?
    Yeh . I can see the wrongful death one . But slander ? Makes no sense .

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    How come he dies and the crazy Filipino dude who intentionally chopped off his penis because of religious reasons lived?

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    yea i dunno...maybe the calf bit into his intestines or something, doesnt make snese about chopping his nuts off.

    at first i thought he died of laughter...that would be something

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    hahahhahahha... if only more pple died like this it would make this world a funnier place

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    Some people are just plain dumb, at least he wont be in the genpool anymore...

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    he was probably one of those lonely hick virgins that never got any play in his life, that's why he stuck his wiener in the calf's mouth..

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    I think it's fake.
    Since when would a well, (even half-assed) schooled reporter, spell companion, companien?

    Additionally, If a calf bites on the udder (nips on the nipple so to speak), as hard as it did on this dorks johnson, wouldn't cows be dying left and right from getting their udders bitten off?

    Anyway. The guy should have known better. You supposed to stick your penis in their other end, where they have less choice in the matter. Duh!

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    its a good thing he died. saved him from having to live with that. he'd never hear the end of it

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    my friends dog sucks my p33n all the time, it feels pretty good

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    Originally posted by Ren-Hoek
    I think it's fake.
    Since when would a well, (even half-assed) schooled reporter, spell companion, companien?

    Additionally, If a calf bites on the udder (nips on the nipple so to speak), as hard as it did on this dorks johnson, wouldn't cows be dying left and right from getting their udders bitten off?

    Anyway. The guy should have known better. You supposed to stick your penis in their other end, where they have less choice in the matter. Duh!
    maybe the cows udders are more durable than your weiner, and they are used to the nawing. plus...its only when milk doesnt come out, so its not all hte time.

    in my head i am picturing sucking nipples

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    Originally posted by acidrock69
    got milk?
    lol I was thinking the same thing.

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    that is fucking dumb and fake. it is horribly obvious too, look how the texture of the paper is different than in the other stories. gay.

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