Paddy's wife is disappointed with their love-life, so she buys herself a sexy black nighty and some crotchless panties, she goes home gets changed into them, she then lies on the sofa with legs open and waits for paddy to get home, Paddy arrives and is met with the following greeting,
Wife: "Paddy, come and give this a GOOD LICKING!"
Paddy: "Stuff that for a game of soldiers, look what its done to your knickers!!!!"
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