A man has a week off work and decides to play a round of golf every day.
On the Monday he has played a few holes and catches up with a woman on the 4th tee. Seeing that she is alone and a bit of a stunner he asks if he might join her. They play the rest of the roung together and have a close fought contest which he unfortunately loses on the 18th hole.
Undeterred, in the car park he offers her a lift home as she doesn't have a car. On the way home they both agree how much they enjoyed the game and how grateful they were to find someone to play against. Then the woman tells him to pull over so that she can thank him properly.
He does so and after kissing for a while she gives him a fantastic blow job. When he finally drops her off they agree to play again tomorrow.
The next day they have another very close game but again he loses on the 18th. Again he gives her a lift home and again she gives him a blowjob to say thank you.
This carries on all week until on the Friday after losing again the man says in the car on the way home that he wants to take her out to dinner and later go to a hotel for the night.
She bursts into tears and says she can't. When the man asks why not, she says "I'm actually a transvestite"
The man swerves off the road and comes to a screeching halt on the verge ;
"What, and all fecking week you've been playing off the ladies tee!"
urbsy
Reply With Quote
Social Networking Bookmarks