10 Characteristics of The Company Car...

[ibobsy]

- Accelerates at a phenomenal rate.

- Has a much shorter braking distance than the private
car.

- Can take speed humps at twice the speed of private
cars.

- The battery, radiator water, oil and tires never
have to be checked.

- It can be driven up to 60 miles with the oil warning
light flashing.

- It needs cleaning less often than private cars.

- The suspension is reinforced to allow for the weekend
loads of bricks, concrete slabs and other building material.


- Unusual and alarming engine noises are easily eliminated
by turning up the radio.

- It needs no security system and may be left anywhere,
unlocked and with the keys in the ignition.

- It is especially sand and waterproof for barbeques
and fishing expeditions on remote beaches.

[shadygeezer]

And its the same one as i bought
that never plays up untill a private owner buys it grrr