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    Default Donkey in a well...

    One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried
    piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.
    Finally he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up
    anyway, it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his
    neighbors to come over and help him. They each grabbed a shovel and began to
    shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and
    cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement, he quieted down. A few
    shovel loads later, the farmer looked down the well, and was astonished at what
    he saw.

    As every shovel of dirt hit his back, the donkey did something
    amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors
    continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take
    a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed, as the donkey stepped up over
    the edge of the well and trotted off.

    The Moral:
    Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick
    to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each
    of our troubles is a stepping stone. We can get out of the deepest wells
    just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up!

    Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
    1. Free your heart from hatred.
    2. Free your mind from worries.
    3. Live simply.
    4. Give more.
    5. Expect less.

    O.K., that's enough of that Bull! The donkey later came back,
    caught the farmer out in the field and kicked the living daylight out of him.
    Then he went over to each of his neighbors farms and kicked the daylight out of
    those as* holes for helping.

    The REAL Moral:
    When you try to cover your as* , it always comes back to get you.

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    Great joke.....thanks!

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    Nice !
    The only dumb question is the one that goes unasked.
    The command line is your friend.
    "Good enough" is the enemy of excellent

    The Fantom

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