There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his beer, minding
his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and -
WHACK!! -- knocks him off the bar stool and onto the floor. The big dude
says, "That was a karate chop from Korea."

The little guy thinks "For F*cks sake," but he gets back up on the stool and
starts drinking again when all of a sudden-WHACK!! -- the big dude
knocks him down AGAIN. This time he says, "That was a judo chop from
Japan."

So the little guy has had enough of this... He gets up, brushes himself
off and quietly leaves.

The little guy is gone for an hour or so when he returns. Without saying
a word, he walks up behind the big dude and - WHAM!!!"-knocks the big
dude off his stool, knocking him out cold!!! The little guy looks at the
bartender and says, "When he gets up, tell him that's a crowbar, from
Homebase.