New Words

[ibobsy]

> EACH year the Washington Post asks readers to take any word from the
> dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing just one letter >
> and supplying a new definition. Here are the 2002 winners:
> 1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
> realise it was your
> money to start with.
> 2. Reindarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
> 3. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
> getting laid.
> 4. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
> 5. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person
> who doesn't get it.
> 6. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
> 7. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
> 8. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (this one got extra credit).
> 9. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really
> bad vibes, right? And
> then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
> 10. Glibido: All talk and no action.
> 11. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when you
> have been smoking
> marijuana.
>
> And the pick of the year:
> 12. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an ar**hole

[big man]

that is quality - has anyone got any more??