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    Default Golfing Incident

    A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

    Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

    "Well, it was like this", said the man. "I was having a quiet round
    of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our
    balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I
    was rooting around noticed one of the cows had something white at its
    rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough,
    there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it--stuck right in
    the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my big mistake."

    What did you do?" asks the doctor.

    "Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this
    looks like yours!". I don't remember much after that.

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    excellent lmao

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    I've just been belted because she came to see what I was laughing at.
    If it's described as foolproof, you can bet they are about to breed a better fool.

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    lol v good m8
    Smile it's the second best thing you can do with your lips:D :D :D
    I'd walk a mile for one of your smiles and even
    farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

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    Cool liked this very much Hope the other half does too hehehe
    Póg mo tóin

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    this is in this months fhm i got told it last night i pissed myself lol
    "The British Secret Service was staffed at one point almost entirely by alcoholic homosexuals working for the KGB."
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