How to deal with peace activists

**Baldrick** · 2nd April 2003

Apologies if this upsets anyone but it amused me and i thought i'd share it...

How to deal with peace activists:

1. Listen quietly and intently while this person explains their views. They will probably voice many points, ranging from political to religious to Humanitarian and violence only leads to more violence.

2. In the middle of their remarks, without any warning, punch them on the fcuking nose.

3. As the person gets up off of the ground, very quickly and calmly remind the person that violence only brings about more violence. Tell them if they are really committed to a nonviolent approach to undeserved attacks, they will turn the other cheek and negotiate a solution. Tell them they must lead by example if they really believe what they are saying. Most of them will think for a moment and then agree that you are correct.

4. As soon as they do that, punch them on the fcuking nose.

5. Repeat steps 2-6 until they fly into a rage and come swinging at you.

6. Now tell them that they are cured

7. Lesson over.

**God is a DJ** · 2nd April 2003

hehehehehehe

gotta try that

DJ

**wonkyfox** · 2nd April 2003

How to deal with peace activists???

National Service!!!!!

That`ll sort`em out.....
Some people love to preach ..

**4me2** · 2nd April 2003

I think the government should help them by using some lotto money (good causes) to by them a plane ticket to the country in which the war is going on so that they can protest thier. I mean if I want to protest about a bad haircut Ive been given I dont do it in the bakers do I ? I go to the Barbers.