comical alli is alive

[darkstar]

He tried to give himself up to troops but cos he's not on the most wanted list they told him to sod off! can you imagine the conversation...?

Ali- But I am the most wanted Iraqi
Soldier- No your not!
Ali- But I am the ace of spades Saddam was just a front man!
Soldier- No he wasnt now piss off!
Ali- But... but
get the story here
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/mid...st/2986459.stm

[Baghdad Bob]

Ofcourse Im alive you impertenant infidel !

Me surrender ! Never ! I triple guarantee you, I will not surrender ! The infidels who say these lies have no morals, they have no shame about lying !


Just look carefully, I only want you to look carefully. Do not repeat the lies of liars. Do not become like them. Once again, I blame al-Jazeera before it ascertains what takes place. Please, make sure of what you say and do not play such a role.

I have detailed information about the situation . . . which completely proves that what they allege are illusions . . . They lie every day.
So just remember ,we will slaughter them, Bush Jr. and his international gang of *******s!