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    Default Plane Crash

    An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passenger on board, but unfortunately only 4 parachutes. The first passenger says "I'm Shaquille O'Neill, the best NBA basketball player. The Lakers need me, it would be unfair to them if I died". So he takes the first parachute and jumps.

    The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says "I am the wife of the former President of the United States. I am also the most dedicated woman in the world, a Senator in New York and America's potential future President. She takes one of the parachutes and jumps.

    The third passenger, George W. Bush, says "I am the President of the United States of America. I have a huge responsibility in world politics. And apart from that, I am the most intelligent President in the history of the country and I have a responsibility to my people not to die". So he takes a parachute and jumps.

    The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a ten year old schoolboy "I am already old. I have already lived my life, as a good person and a priest I will give you the last parachute". The boy replies "No problem, there is also a parachute for you. America's most intelligent President has taken my schoolbag..."


    Its better to burn out than to fade away...............

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    America's most intelligent President has taken my schoolbag..."

    BUHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

    wicked, but true


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    lol good one ma8y

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    Originally posted by madmanc
    Lmao mate, see you finally found a good one
    my philosophy is if at first you don't succeed try try then try again.



    MadManc the sig is great but has an error. The pic of the prem trophy has the number 7 on but we have won it eight times. (unless this is meant to mean beckham then ignore this comment)
    Last edited by Hangman; 7th May 2003 at 11:59 PM.


    Its better to burn out than to fade away...............

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