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    Stone Baby!

    Stone baby
    by Dr. Andrew Folley
    History
    The patient is a 37-year-old Zairian female who lives in a village of
    Malongo at the headwaters of the Congo River. She presented with a
    relatively asymptomatic large abdominal mass. Examination revealed a
    distended abdomen with a very irregularly contoured mass present
    consistent
    with a large fibroid uterus 28-32 weeks size. The patient was having
    fairly
    regular periods. She has had eight previous pregnancies with five living
    children. Recommendation made for exploratory laparotomy through a midline
    incision with a working diagnosis of uterine leiomyomata.
    Exploration through the midline incision revealed no free fluid present in
    the abdomen. The uterus and ovaries felt fairly normal to palpation. A
    large
    calcified spherical mass was delivered through the incision, enveloped
    with
    omental adhesions. At this point diagnosis was thought be possibly some
    type
    of splenic or mesenteric tumor. The diagnosis was finally made when a
    shoulder was delivered along with this mass. Finally, after the adhesions
    were removed, a four pound calcified fetus was removed. This appeared to
    be
    approximately a 32-week intra-abdominal pregnancy which had DIED AND CALCIFIED
    In further questioning the patient, she stated that she had been pregnant
    about three years ago and everything seemed to be going fine, but "the
    baby
    never came out."




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    fecking hell !!!!!!!!!

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    thats just wrong

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    thats just well sick

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    [live=nocomplys]nocomplys[/live]
    Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.

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    Congratulations. It's a boy
    I am a loud man with a very large hat. This means I am in charge

    Never argue with an idiot. They will bring you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

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    urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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    tre' bizarre .... and no sign of any dead baby jokes .... yet!

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    O.M.G :grr:

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