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    Got this in an email, but actually think it comes from ViZ

    Some Crackers in amongst this lot!

    2003 slang dictionary
    AEROPLANE BLONDE - One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.
    JET SKIRT - A dress approximately 2 inches below the 'cock-pit'.
    AUSSIE KISS Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
    BADLY PACKED KEBAB - A vulgar (but still excellent) term for the female genitalia.
    BEER COAT - The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3 in the morning.
    BEER COMPASS - The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a Booze cruise, even though you're
    too pissed to remember where you live, how you get there, and where you've come from.
    BEER SCOOTER - The ability to get home after a night out on the booze and not remember it. i.e. "I don't even remember
    getting home last night, I must have caught the beer scooter".

    BOBFOC - Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.

    BREAKING THE SEAL - Your first piss in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.
    BRITNEY SPEARS - Modern Slang for 'beers', e. g. "Couple of Britneys please, Doreen".
    BUDGIE'S TONGUE - The female erection.
    DOUBLE-BASS - A sexual position in which the man enters the woman from behind, and then
    fiddles with the woman's nipples with one hand and her Budgie's Tongue with the other. The position is similar to that used when playing a double bass instrument, but the sound produced is slightly different.

    DRINK-LINK - A modern term for a cashpoint machine (ATM). Named so because it is common to visit one before going out on the booze.

    ETCH-A-SKETCH - Trying to draw a smile on a woman's face by twiddling both of her nipples simultaneously.
    FLOGGING ON Surfing the Internet for some left-handed websites.
    F*ckSh*tF*ckSh*tF*ckSh*t - The sound made when driving through too narrow a gap at too high a speed.
    GOING FOR A McSHIT Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is a McShit With Lies.
    GREYHOUND A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
    HAND-TO-GLAND COMBAT A vigorous masturbation session.
    JOHNNY-NO-STARS - A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant.
    The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.
    MILLENNIUM DOMES - The contents of a Wonderbra, i. e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually f*ck-all in there worth seeing.
    MONKEY BATH - A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! > Oo! Aa! Aa!Aa!".
    MUMBLER - An attractive girl in tight shorts or jeans, etc. i. e. you can see the 'lips' moving but can't quite make out what they're saying.

    MYSTERY BUS - The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
    MYSTERY TAXI - The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.
    NELSON MANDELA Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager).
    PICASSO ARSE - A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got 4 buttocks.
    RAGMAN'S COAT Untidy and unkempt pubic hair e. g. "That mumbler looks quite fit"
    SALAD DODGER - An excellent phrase for an overweight person.
    STARFISH TROOPER OR ARSETRONAUT - A homosexual.
    SWAMP-DONKEY - A deeply unattractive woman.
    TART FUEL or BITCH PISS -Bottled Alcopops, e. g. Hooch, regularly consumed by young women.
    TITANIC - A lady who goes down first time out.
    TODGER DODGER - A lesbian.
    UP ON BLOCKS - Menstruating i.e. out of action, a bit like a car in a garage. e.g. "I don't think I'll be in luck tonight lads, the missus is up on blocks".

    WALLACE AND GROMIT - Rhyming Slang for 'vomit'.
    W4NK SEANCE - During a masturbation session, the eerie feeling that you're being watched with disgust by your dead relatives.
    WYNONA RYDER - Rhyming Slang for 'cider'. e. g. "Pint of Wynona, half a Nelson and a bottle of tart fuel please Doreen

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    Wank Bank - after seeing a gorgous woman - "theres one for the wank bank"

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    I have no "snappy comebacks" for that lot m8, but well done, some classics and some wicked new ones for me there :-)

    Cheers,

    right Im off for a monkey bath !
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    yes its very funny , best off buying the book tho as its got more updated ones than on the website .

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    hehe very good

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