pick up lines

ABCMan · 30th May 2003

PICK-UP LINES

Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.

Gee, for a fat girl you sure don�t sweat much.

Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink.

Hi there! Do you want to see something really swell?

Hi, my name's Dan. You might want to remember it now, because you'll be screaming it later!

Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "Cause they're mine sweetheart."

If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You should answer: "Yeah! Do you have the energy?"

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve.

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

Say, did we go to different schools together?

Take a screw with you and put it in your pocket. Then, when a girl comes up to you, offer her the screw and say, "Wanna screw?"

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper

You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don't even own a car.

**Mario87** · 30th May 2003

Quaility stuff m8, got any more?

**urbsy** · 30th May 2003

Theres a few on my site m8

urbsy

**God is a DJ** · 30th May 2003

"if uve lost ur virginity, can i have the box it came in"

DJ

**God is a DJ** · 30th May 2003

also

"i wanna melt in ur mouth, not in ur hand"

"lets go to mine and do all the things that im gonna tell ppl we did neway"

"the word of the day is legs, lets go and spread the word" (replace "legs" with "buttocks" if ur gay gordon)

u beckon a grl over with ur two fingers. when she walks over, u say "i made u come with 2 fingers, imagine wot i can do with my whole hand"

DJ

**brumbino** · 30th May 2003

Quaility stuff m8, got any more?

No cos the bouncer noticed him walking round the club with a notebook and pencil and twatted him!

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**Aido** · 30th May 2003

Hehe, here's what a couple of my mates use every weekend:

Get yer rat out
Don't be shy, show us yer pie
Does your beaver bleed?
Don't be rash show us yer gash.
Bomb Iraq, show us yer crack.

Don't know why but they haven't worked yet

**Ryan5262** · 30th May 2003

Originally posted by Aido
Hehe, here's what a couple of my mates use every weekend:

Get yer rat out
Don't be shy, show us yer pie
Does your beaver bleed?
Don't be rash show us yer gash.
Bomb Iraq, show us yer crack.

Don't know why but they haven't worked yet

LMAO! Nice one

**Dan** · 31st May 2003

Hi, my name's Dan. You might want to remember it now, because you'll be screaming it later!

Have you been following me?

**joey** · 31st May 2003

hi im bond
>> what james bond?
no unibond, im here to fill up your crack

Termy · 31st May 2003

A personal favourite of mine,

"You're the victim of my next wank"

Only worked once though ? ? ?

ABCMan · 31st May 2003

used by a m8 at a nightclub..... "excuse me, are you here with anyone bigger than me?"

must of worked, he's married to her now (for the last 10 years)