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    Wot an ASS that guy is!! It's under warranty and broken, he HAS to sort it by law (I think), and a surge protector WILL protect the PC, he's speakin SH*T!!!

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    Classic and great voices.

    shame the owner is a bit of a prick.

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    The boy's a bit of a laff alright! Heard most of Czar's other calls on the IRC chan, and he got a few of you like a kipper!! (Cam, the note you posted was a great comeback tho )
    That "IT consultant" (dare I use the term to describe him) either doesn't have a fucking clue, or (more likely) is the dodgiest fuck in
    the computer bus.
    Think I may call him posing as a trading standards clerk and play him the recorded call
    There would be something seriously wrong with his bus. prac. if he was receiving 15-20 frazzled PC back each month!!! I very much doubt that there are 20 PC a month in the UK that are burned out by power surges!!!

    Cheers for a good laugh!

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    Aye, just echoing what a few have said already, the guy in the computer shop is a total pri(k! I really hate blokes with obnoxious, unhelpful attitudes like that!

    Tristan from Cash Convertors, on the other hand, demonstrated the proper way to deal with unhappy customers.

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    Default Re: what a cnut, Computer shop customer skills - NOT

    Originally posted by Detector
    http://www.detpax.fsnet.co.uk/computer.wav

    working link




    here is a computer shop near wakefield, ive known them some time and the owner is a right tosser. they hate it when they get anything back, earlier today someone i know did a prank call to them for a laugh - see what you think but i reckon it shows what a cnut he really is.


    thoughts please

    post the number i will call them up

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    ROTFLMAO

    that guy is a total knob.

    you have got to do some more of these calls and post them cause this is the best thread i've read/listened to in ages.


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    Excellent, the last two sound like Johnny Vegas.

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    don't these small computer shops just love lightning storms just about everything and anything gets blamed on them
    i used to work in one and the owner just loved lightning storms
    they were the answer to everything broken

    it used to piss me off seeing people ripped off that way

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    we should have a prank call Thread would be funny to see what people couls come up with

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    no not at all m8 - lol i mean i dont mind, spread it all over for me
    ( dets post with the address and fone no. altho edited by det)


    maybe you should name and shame the shop in question, that way those who live near that shop will know better than to use it (abcs post)


    i did do but got requested to remove the details by the person that made the call in case anything comes back to them, the guy in the shop is that kind of **** to do that too
    (dets other post)

    read the thread nxt time m8

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    eyup det m8.

    think u should send the first one to trading standards

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    A few funny prank calls at the following site:

    http://phoneonthecob.com/

    LaterZ
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    Default Re: what a cnut, Computer shop customer skills - NOT

    Just been talking about this in IRC.
    Am sure I got the McDonalds, KFC, Computer Shop and Undertakers on my home PC.
    I will try and dig them out.

    Det you still got any of the others?
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    Default Re: what a cnut, Computer shop customer skills - NOT

    yeah go on i missed these somehow

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    Default Re: what a cnut, Computer shop customer skills - NOT

    http://w*w.megaupload.com/?d=VDEF1JJD


    tombott - you mean this one?

    lol that was well funny

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    Default Re: what a cnut, Computer shop customer skills - NOT

    lol ill have a listen

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    Default Re: what a cnut, Computer shop customer skills - NOT

    None of the links for the original call work for me?

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    Default Re: what a cnut, Computer shop customer skills - NOT

    Quote Originally Posted by rIKmAN View Post
    None of the links for the original call work for me?
    there 8 years old mate.
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    fuck me, ill find them out for you peeps k
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    Default Re: what a cnut, Computer shop customer skills - NOT

    this is all the wind up phonecalls plus some funny pictures to boot

    http://www.gofiles.co.uk/BonusSoftware.zip

    fuck me 8 years, where the time gone, 8 years ago i had hair and was 16 stone
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