is it wrong to dream about people on here?

**Detector** · 7th July 2003

last night i had a dream where wizer and sanjaythegreat were in it, also czarjunkie.

we were all living in a kind of flat like friends and were all gay apart from me - of course.

the dream was awfull - it was like demons one of the crew got bitten by a demon and turned into one - you ever seen a gay demon? they were running round with their arm out trying to infect us. then came the part that got me:

i was trying to run away from them but was stuck on the spot i was running but getting no where. weird. i woke up in a sweat and with a hard on.

anyone else had that experience?

**Cam** · 7th July 2003

okay its offical u have either lost or never had your marbles

**bamboosh** · 7th July 2003

yes - but it wasnt a dream

**wizer** · 7th July 2003

fuckme det you scare me

**DUNNO** · 7th July 2003

i think it was a fantasy not a dream m8

am think your inner gayness is starting to show Det

b4 u know it u will be listenin to Pet shop Boys and supporting anti fox hunts.. beware

**CzarJunkie** · 7th July 2003

Hmm, as a registered psycologist with the Armed Forces I'd have to deduce that these kind of dreams represent your own feelings towards your friends or collegues, you believe that if you do express your true feelings and make it obvious that you are gay you fear the prospect of demonisation or worse still, becoming excommunicated from the group.

Take stock of your life and concentrate on the fact that you are gay and that these feelings of demonisation will persist until you find a group of friends or maybe a gay pop groups fan club with which you feel comfortable.

Let us know how things work out Detector, and remeber, you might be gay and make most grown men feel sick but someone out there might learn to accept you one day.

**jimbob2002** · 7th July 2003

Is this someone messing around on his logon, cos its not something I would admit to if it happened to me.
Especially all the gay bits coupled with waking up with a hard on!

**wizer** · 7th July 2003

Originally posted by jimbob2002
Is this someone messing around on his logon, cos its not something I would admit to if it happened to me.
Especially all the gay bits coupled with waking up with a hard on!

u don't know det then ?

**Sanj[UK]** · 7th July 2003

its not dets fault hes going homo, he likes anal, he ripped his cats a 2nd bumhole (poor thing died of buttache),neva mind det im sure that there r are sum gay members on the board that will gladly choke your chicken if you ask nicely

**DUNNO** · 7th July 2003

aside from the hard on he woke with a big smile on his face...

i think theres a part of the dream hes not telling..

what did he do to Sanj and wizer? and why was czar there.

on irc all morning he's been very happy as if hes had a new lease of life..

i think more might unfold as the day goes on

**CzarJunkie** · 7th July 2003

For those who don't know Det very well, a little while ago we invited him in to our clinic at Catterick Barracks to undergo some psychological testing, during one of the tests he was hypnotised and asked to describe his ultimate fantasy, below is a literal translation of what he described:

Most of you may not be Mental Health Care professionals so I'll summarise our deductions:

1) He's a woman trapped in the body of a slightly overweight balding man

2) He loves the cock

3) His favourite outfit is a twin set and pearls

**Dopey Dan** · 7th July 2003

Originally posted by CzarJunkie
2) He loves the cock

3) His favourite outfit is a twin set and pearls

LOL

**coin-op** · 7th July 2003

I'm not sure who wants their medication upping 1st, CJ or Det, but they both need it doing.

**DUNNO** · 7th July 2003

im confused.. from that pic

which 1 is Czar.. which is Sanj and which is WizEr?

and whos is the baby?

**wizer** · 7th July 2003

i'm the baby

**DUNNO** · 7th July 2003

is it a reverse operation? are they trying to implant a baby

i think czars the middle one.. look at the way he's wearin the gloves

he's got that look on his face "course it wont hurt honey sugar pie , you will jus feel a small scratch sensation"

**4me2** · 7th July 2003

This ones off to join the cat gizzed face one in the HOS.

You two scare me.

**Detector** · 7th July 2003

lol my first ever HOS w00t

**Cam** · 7th July 2003

LOL

4me2 your the only 1 whos scared

**CzarJunkie** · 7th July 2003

The thread about me erupting into my cat's face was true, why is it in the HOS? In fact I ain't seen him since, i phoned the RSPCA and they put me on thier pet danger list the c**ts, they had no sympathy whatsoever.