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    Default The excuse we've all been waiting for

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3072021.stm

    I always said it was healthy
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    wooohooo thanks bigman, this is just the evidence i need for my recent dismissal from work!!!


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    im 19 now and dont want cancer r well........if i must

    (17:18:34) (+Cam) i need to mount my xbox hdd in linux
    (17:19:02) (+SpikeWork) youth of today, they'll mount anything

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    ....Like any of us need an excuse!

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    Aye, You cant beat a good

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    no time like the present! "look bitch do u want me to get cancer, no? then get ya fuckin m8 round i need sumit to wank ower divint a"

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    Another good way to prevent the prostrate from becoming diseased is to massage it from within the rectal canal, here's what I use.


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    Czar!


    Why do your avatar and that big black dong go so well togeather?


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    Well I'm not 20, but I think I better get a headstart, just to be sure!

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    OK so it possibly stops Cancer







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    >Do you want to go blind?
    Someone just told me one in every four people on the planet is Chinese, well It's not me mam or me dad and it's not me so it must be my brother Chung yow Seng.

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    Is there scientific proof it makes you go blind because I've heard LOTS of ppl saying this, but I havn't read it anywhere or seen proof!

    It's not true, see here (5th paragraph)


    Oh, and this guy got unlucky!!!! That's GOT TO HURT!!!
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    Apparently having a massive orgasm can actually detatch your retinas!!

    Very very unlikely, but it can happen
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