> This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a
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> an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede,
> which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box
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> off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink. So he asked the
> centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Franks with me and have a
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> But there was no answer from his new pet.
> This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him
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> "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"
> But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a
> few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one
> more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and
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> "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink
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