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    A man takes his wife to the doctors after a worrying couple of weeks with her.

    Doctor: Well Mr Smith. We are not to sure what is wrong with your wife. We have basically put it down to one of two illnesses. AIDS or Alzhiemers.

    Mr Smith: Oh my god! What will I do?

    Doctor: My suggestion is that you put her on a bus into town and if she comes back, don't shag her.

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