A man takes his wife to the doctors after a worrying couple of weeks with her.
Doctor: Well Mr Smith. We are not to sure what is wrong with your wife. We have basically put it down to one of two illnesses. AIDS or Alzhiemers.
Mr Smith: Oh my god! What will I do?
Doctor: My suggestion is that you put her on a bus into town and if she comes back, don't shag her.
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