Sophie Ellis Bextor flashing her bits!

**Spike2k1** · 12th October 2003

Was in Saturdays Sun:

HELLO children and welcome to Blue Peter. I�m JANET ELLIS � a former presenter of the kids� show.

Today I�m going to explain to my daughter SOPHIE ELLIS BEXTOR
how to maintain your dignity while sitting down.

Silly Sophie left little to the imagination when she was being interviewed in Sweden this week.

She�s very naughty � I always told her to wrap up warm in the cold weather.

If you�ve run out of undies, then other items can be used to cover yourself up.

Try crepe paper, a yogurt pot, an empty cereal box or even a model of Tracy Island.

Janet Ellis ... former Blue Peter presenter
In the absence of those items, try some strong sticky tape to hold your thighs together. You may need a grown-up to help you.

Got that? Well done Sophie, you�ve earned yourself a Blue Peter badge . .

There must be the unaltered one around somewhere!!

**Spike2k1** · 12th October 2003

LOL I just found out her albums called Read my lips!!!

**guvnor** · 12th October 2003

Originally Posted by Spike2k1

LOL I just found out her albums called Read my lips!!!

hahahahaha

**CzarJunkie** · 12th October 2003

She's fukin ugly, if her pussy is as deformed as the rest of her body it'll look like a road accident. :coffee:

**Thrush** · 12th October 2003

she is ugly.... a les icon so i am told....

**diablos** · 12th October 2003

she must be an old seadog theres a boat on her pussy

**2High** · 12th October 2003

Id do it, now dont get me wrong her music makes me want bang my head on walls like the rest of you and shes nothing special, but id do it

**tombott** · 12th October 2003

anybody seen the non-badged version ?

**CON-DIGI** · 12th October 2003

Ugly?? is she BOLLOCKS! you lads who think she is have spent too much time dating your fists! granted, shes no raving beauty, but shes not ugly by a long way.

**CzarJunkie** · 12th October 2003

Originally Posted by CON-DIGI

you lads who think she is have spent too much time dating your fists!

If it came down to either her or my fist m8 then Lady Palm and her five lovely daughters would win every time............... :tongue

**Cam** · 13th October 2003

have to agree with con-digi....theres nothing rong with having a face like a satillate dish

do her nipples work?

turn the left nipple and it picks up sky news
and the right QVC ?

**Elwood** · 13th October 2003

anyone who says they wouldnt, is a liar.

**CON-DIGI** · 13th October 2003

Originally Posted by Elwood

anyone who says they wouldnt, is a liar.

ABSOLUTELY m8!

Czar Junkie, if she said she swallowed, and took it up the "Deaf and dumb" you'd be in like a rat up a fookin' drainpipe! :tongue

**Thrush** · 13th October 2003

I think your wrong in your assumption that everyone wants to **** her if she was offering it out on a plate... I wouldn't touch the slag.... now if it were her mother.... well I�d slip my flagpole up that anytime!! Failing that� Christine aguleria

**Elwood** · 13th October 2003

Originally Posted by CueballKrill

II wouldn't touch the slag....

Someone change his username to pinochio i can see his nose growing all the way over here.

How can you say you wouldnt, you into gay gordon or czar or something ??

**eightpints** · 13th October 2003

has an1 found an unmodified copy of this yet

**Thrush** · 13th October 2003

Easy... I wouldn't....

No not gay just have different tastes in women obviously... I don't like her face.... You want to mess around in the art of bestiality please go right ahead... she sounds like a ****ing dog.... I am sure she moans like one too!