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    I remember cj telling me about the picture on IRC ... he seemed rather excited about it and he kept interrupting himself, went away for a few minutes them came back complaining his wrist hurt?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RhinoBanga
    I remember cj telling me about the picture on IRC ... he seemed rather excited about it and he kept interrupting himself, went away for a few minutes them came back complaining his wrist hurt?
    Err, you know that ain't true m8. You know perfectly well that I've got one of those new fangled w@nking machies from Japan, my wrist is fine..........

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    How did you get the midget thru customs?

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    LOL, you must be thinking of someone else m8 my w@nking machine is 100% mechanical, plus how the f**k would a midget get his hands round my cock???? He'd have to bring 2 large wooden spoons and try some kind of crazy salad toss. That might work.......

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    Now I know your lying ... I have the IRC logs to prove it:

    [17:03:01] <CzarMunki>m8 ... is it illegal to keep someone under the stairs
    [17:03:03] <Rhino>you mean like in harry pothead?
    [17:03:09] <CzarMunki>yeah just like that
    [17:03:11] <Rhino>depends on what you do to them
    [17:03:20] <CzarMunki>ahhh, k'm8 ta for that
    [17:03:22] <Rhino>???
    [17:03:46] <Rhino>???
    [17:04:01] <Rhino>???

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    Quote Originally Posted by RhinoBanga
    Now I know your lying ... I have the IRC logs to prove it:

    [17:03:01] <CzarMunki>m8 ... is it illegal to keep someone under the stairs
    [17:03:03] <Rhino>you mean like in harry pothead?
    [17:03:09] <CzarMunki>yeah just like that
    [17:03:11] <Rhino>depends on what you do to them
    [17:03:20] <CzarMunki>ahhh, k'm8 ta for that
    [17:03:22] <Rhino>???
    [17:03:46] <Rhino>???
    [17:04:01] <Rhino>???
    Buhahahahaha, you got the wrong end of the stick m8, I was asking cos I need somewhere to keep me mother when people visit. :whistle

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    hahahaha I'm outed huh! It's nice to see that most of you are into good old lady boy lovin! Makes me feel all warm and gooey

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    :whistle

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    34% of all men have thought about gay sex, 45% have played with themselves in a non hetero way, 75% have wondered what its like to be a woman having sex and I chat 100% bullshit but dont give a **** 95% of the time what people think of me...
    That leaves me just 5% of concern among a group of guys of which some claim to be straight..
    Im not worried about being outted as i'm far more straighter than some people....

    Now where that vaseline and my double ended butt plug....

    Oh Juan Juan here u horny midget! LOL
    Meh....

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    "75% have wondered what its like to be a woman having sex"

    ok i admit it ive wondered what it'd be like to be a lesbian

    /me hangs head in shame

    cas

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    I see no one has found the original pic yet then

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    Page 4 m8, Czar found it!

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    she is soo fine. I think she is up herslef and pale but **** is she fine.

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    aww czars link is dead for me

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    read back, she's got a cock in his pic.
    survived for a year on poisionous monkeys

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    No, No, no lads.

    Sorry, but if you lot really want to convince me that you would kick her out of bed and have a w4nk in stead.....yes of course you would!......check these...

    http://www.fortunecity.co.uk/cineram...bextor1012.jpg
    http://www.fortunecity.co.uk/cineram...extor1003.jpeg
    http://www.fortunecity.co.uk/cineram...s_baxtor02.jpg
    http://www.fortunecity.co.uk/cineram...s_baxtor01.jpg
    http://members.fortunecity.co.uk/oop...bextor7811.jpg

    True, she aint no Pamela Anderson, or Kylie, or whatever cooks ya bacon, but come on - she is deff. worth a root !
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    Hmm, she seems to be doing a good job at hiding her cock on those photos m8............did u see the one from my m8 in Sweden?

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    I`d F :censored CK it soon as look at it. Right up the fart pipe, and i`ll tell y`all on ere wot colour her bum gravy is.

    Any of ya that say ya would`nt, well, ya got yer sight`s set toooooo high for a weirdo who spends far to much time infront of the computer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tips
    I`d F :censored CK it soon as look at it. Right up the fart pipe, and i`ll tell y`all on ere wot colour her bum gravy is.

    Any of ya that say ya would`nt, well, ya got yer sight`s set toooooo high for a weirdo who spends far to much time infront of the computer.
    Once you saw that cock I knew you couldn't resist...........and stop emailing me asking if I want to be your teddy bear, for the final time m8, i ain't interested. :nono

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    Quote Originally Posted by CzarJunkie
    Once you saw that cock I knew you couldn't resist...........and stop emailing me asking if I want to be your teddy bear, for the final time m8, i ain't interested. :nono
    :nowords: Muhahahahah, you just keep takin yer medication.
    And I did`nt see the edit with the dick on coz it ain`t there any more.
    Woooots more, if you insist on carrying on with this ridiculous story that im gay and that I keep mythering you. I SWEAR, I won`t be held responsible for Nigels actions.

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