Scouse

[Hangman]

A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the counter and said "Hi, I'm lookin' for a job". The man behind the counter replied "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, uniform provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary package is £200,000 a year". The scouser said "You're bullshitting me!"

The man behind the counter said, "Well you started it!"

[kb2-crx]

A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the counter and said "Hi, I'm lookin' for a job". The man behind the counter replied "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, uniform provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary package is £200,000 a year". The scouser said "You're bullshitting me!"

The man behind the counter said, "Well you started it!"

Haha, I like it!!!!

[rick2021]

ROFL, Ive got to remember that one, that is best one ive heard in ages

[DSR]

Hi Just received E Mail from SCOUSER in the BAHAMAS..

message, DONT BELIEVE ALL YOU READ


A) It was only £20000 a year..


B) The Wife and the Daughter are both NYMPHO


C) Please excuse this....

WOBBLY EMAIL

[steveo]

excellent!! made me smile