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    In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. A
    hot, dry fly who said to no one in particular, "Gosh ... if I go
    down three inches, I will feel the mist from the water and I will be
    refreshed."

    There was a fish in the water thinking, "Gosh . if that fly goes
    down three inches I can eat him."

    There was a bear on the shore thinking, "Gosh . if that fly goes
    down three inches ... that fish will jump for the fly...and I will
    eat him."

    It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank of the lake
    preparing to eat a cheese sandwich. "Gosh," he thought, "if that fly
    goes down three inches... and that fish leaps for it... that bear
    will expose himself and grab for the fish. I'll shoot the bear and
    then have a proper trophy."

    You probably think this is enough activity for one bank of a lake,
    but...I can tell you there was more......

    A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking, "Gosh... if that fly
    goes down three inches... and that fish jumps for that fly.... and
    that bear grabs for that fish... the dumb hunter will shoot the bear
    and drop his cheese sandwich."

    A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought, as was
    fashionable to do on the banks of this particular lake around lunch
    time, "Gosh... if that fly goes down three inches... and that fish
    jumps for that fly... and that bear grabs for that fish....and that
    hunter shoots that bear... and that mouse makes off with the cheese
    sandwich.....then I can have mouse for lunch."

    The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he heads down for the
    cooling mist of the water...

    The fish swallows the fly....
    The bear grabs the fish...
    The hunter shoots the bear....
    The mouse grabs the cheese sandwich...
    The cat jumps for the mouse...
    The mouse ducks...
    The cat falls into the water and drowns.

    The moral of the story is....



    Whenever a fly goes down three inches...
    Some pussy is probably in danger.
    Smile it's the second best thing you can do with your lips:D :D :D
    I'd walk a mile for one of your smiles and even
    farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

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    nice very nice indeed

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    excellent

    What about if you are just going for a leak.


    AS THEY SAY HERE IN WALES





    I. D. S. wife getting money from the government
    by false declaration ?

    NOW THATS WHAT I CALL A REAL CON TRICK

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