Heard the one about the bell ringer that got his
rope caught around his Willy.....
Yea He got Tolled Off
Another bloke got up the Bell Tower to Service the clapper WHEN
suddendly another bellringer pulled on the rope smashing the clapper into the first guys mush .
He Fell 50 feet
Died
Everyone seemed to know him
They said " his face rang a bell"
can you write your jokes in slightly better english? oh, and make them slightly better
"There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything; both ways save us from thinking." - Alfred Korzybski
"Alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems" - Homer J. Simpson
Campanologist Jokes
Thats a captiol C in can and capitol E in English with no comma before the word and. Note the capitpol of England is also E.Originally Posted by maverick_15
A These may be too difficult for You.
B English is a second language in Nottingham.Its a third in N Wales.
C If you every find a commedian in Notts ,send him back north, hes lost.
winge winge winge
when i write things i dont randomly insert a new line. capital is spelt as i just did not as you did.
A) they arent too difficult, they are just shit
B) second? first i tihnk you'll find. anyway is that why you are so poor at writing english?
C) wtf
Last edited by maverick_15; 19th October 2003 at 11:27 PM.
"There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything; both ways save us from thinking." - Alfred Korzybski
"Alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems" - Homer J. Simpson
from a number of different threads:
strong evidence here that your jokes are shit so dont try with any smart arse comebacks on me :tongue
Last edited by maverick_15; 19th October 2003 at 11:54 PM.
"There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything; both ways save us from thinking." - Alfred Korzybski
"Alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems" - Homer J. Simpson
I actually found the bell ringer jokes quite funny in a shit kind of way.
please please please ban DSR for his crap jokes
they just aren't funny at all
er, we arent about to ban someone for telling shit jokes
thats what the HOS is for
more shite from the land of
There are 3 types of people in the world - those who make things happen, those who watch things happen; and those who wondered what happened.
http://newsarse.com/
Conservatives. Putting the 'N' into Cuts.
more shite from the land of
CHEEKY! :tongue
that depends on how many of thise shite jokes he posts
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