introduction

[DSR]

Im a retired, Failed professional footballer very early(injury) studied physics(DR) whilst being employed at major transport organization. Headhunted by huge alternative American Transportation company.Time study and computerization in late sixties followed.Studied foreign languages in spare time,(Ich spreche Deuche) Opportunity in Large chemical Firm meant relocation and a degree of Chemical Engineering/industrial relations/management followed.During these years I developed an interest in Classical music ,sonic engineering ,botony and Phsycology. Have travelled extensivly from Moscow to Mexico. Took Voluntary redundancy 8 years ago and a pension but couldnt get a job as they said I was unemployable pressumably due to health (ingrowing toenail)
Went Oxford/Cambridge and nowadays visit Yale often.
So Ive spent these years looking after a disabled relative and acted as Roadie for a Punk Band. Recently Ive taken up charity work and I am helping the Local Farmer
who has several Cows and a Bull in a field accross the way.No sheep.
Its very cathargic and handy as I can now get material for these internet articles very easily.

[Mr Olympia]

Of all the jokes you have posted on this board, this is by far the best. :|

Oh, and er....welcome to D-F...I think.... :tongue