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    dear god

    Dear God
    A man worked in a post office. His job was to process
    all mail that had illegible addresses. One day a
    letter came to his desk, addressed in a shaky
    handwriting to God. He thought, "I better open this
    one and see what it's all about." So he opened it and
    it read:
    "Dear God, I am an 83 year old widow living on a very
    small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It
    had a hundred dollars in it which was all the money I
    had until my next pension check." "Next Sunday is
    Easter, and I had invited two of my friends over for
    dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food
    with." "I have no family to turn to, and you are my
    only hope. Can you please help me?"
    The postal worker was touched, and went around showing
    the letter to all the others. Each of them dug into
    his wallet and came up with a few dollars. By the time
    he made the rounds, he had collected 96 dollars, which
    they put into an envelope and sent over to her. The
    rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow
    thinking of the nice thing they had done.
    Easter came and went, and a few days later came
    another letter from the old lady to God. All the
    workers gathered around while the letter was opened.
    It read:
    "Dear God, How can I ever thank you enough for what
    you did for me?" "Because of your generosity, I was
    able to fix a lovely dinner for my friends. We had a
    very nice day, and I told my friends of your wonderful
    gift. " "By the way, there was 4 dollars missing. It
    was no doubt those thieving *******s at the post office."

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    lol, i like that, reckon ill have to steal it
    "There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything; both ways save us from thinking." - Alfred Korzybski

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    Hahaha i like that one

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    Nice

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    aye very funny

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