Typical Scouser?
Three men, a Scouser, a Manc and a Rasta all in the maternity ward
waiting
for their partners to give birth. The midwife comes out and tells them
congratulations, they're all fathers of beautiful healthy boys, however
unfortunately they've run out of the name tags, and the babies have been
mixed up, so if they could each go in and identify their sons from any
family
resemblance etc.
The Scouser wants to go first, so in he goes and comes out with a black
baby.
The Rasta looks a bit confused, "excuse me", he said, "but don't you
think
he's likely to be mine ?"
"Probably", said the Scouser, "but one of them in there's a Manc, and
I'm
takin' no chances !!!!!"
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