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    Quote Originally Posted by supadid
    errrrr...ok

    Is that really you on your avatar?
    Yes.

    Do you know anyone in Eastmoor?
    If you can smell it, it's in your mouth.
    Click

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    Nope, i stay away from those sorts....

    Can anyone sing me the entire song to the old Um Bongo they drink it in the Congo Advert?
    "it's not that i'm lazy, it's that i just don't care"

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    no, but i wish i knew it

    what was the best thing you did today?
    "There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything; both ways save us from thinking." - Alfred Korzybski

    "Alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems" - Homer J. Simpson

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    There was a busty bird walking down the street with her top slightly open, she was walking with an umbrella so she couldnt see my face, so it left me to stare at her wonderous breasts.

    Do you own a shed?
    "it's not that i'm lazy, it's that i just don't care"

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    yes its down the bottom of the garden

    what colour is your shed

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    green

    why dont snakes have eyelids?
    "God is a comedian, playing to an audience who are too afraid to laugh...."

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    so its hard to wink



    who gave me flu
    slow but sure,or is it sure but slow

    On the sidewalk Sunday morning
    Lies a body oozing life
    Someone's sneaking 'round the corner
    Is that someone Mack the Knife

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    Not guilty your honour.

    What is your favourite drink?

    p.s. 500th post.

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    ill drink almost anythin with alcohol in

    whats ur favourite movie?
    "There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything; both ways save us from thinking." - Alfred Korzybski

    "Alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems" - Homer J. Simpson

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    One flew over the cuckoo's nest

    What was the previous name of Iran?

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    shithole or is that slough cant remember

    do u think i look cute in pink tights?

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    no u look ghey

    aswell, who gave me flu?

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    No one, ur just prone to diseases and infections.

    Where is Saddam Hussien?


    TIM-MAY!!!

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    working in Tescos in Hornsey

    Why does george bush look like the kid from the MAD MAGAZINE?
    "God is a comedian, playing to an audience who are too afraid to laugh...."

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    george was modelled on him

    will england win the world cup on saturday?
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    "Alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems" - Homer J. Simpson

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    lol like **** will they (would be nice though)

    do u have a big toe?

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    Yes.

    Does anyone want me to strip?

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    yes, but only if u pay for my therapy afterwards.

    y isnt blujacking working for me?

    DJ

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    cause you dont have blutooth on your phone!!

    How many eggs does it take to fill a large basket?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tammer
    cause you dont have blutooth on your phone!!

    How many eggs does it take to fill a large basket?
    a large baskets worth......

    Who is going to die tonight?
    Meh....

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