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    In a Tardis, on my way back to the sixties so I can wallop all those sexy slags in rubber boots and mini skirts.

    What Colour Underpants R U Wearing?

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    black well im waring boxers

    where did u want to be now 10 years ago?

    (17:18:34) (+Cam) i need to mount my xbox hdd in linux
    (17:19:02) (+SpikeWork) youth of today, they'll mount anything

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    in a porn movie

    what's the best thing for a strained neck?

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    ice or massage

    does yankees avatar give a clue as to how he strained his neck?

    DJ

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    it does . might be a clue to his sore knees too

    what would you do with a lottery win ?

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    Pay off all my debts
    Give some to my mum
    Buy a house
    Buy a car

    Stick whats left in a high interest account or buy some more property cheap, do it up and rent them out.

    Why is snot green?

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    A) God liked to colour code his liquid depending what hole it came out..

    Pee = Yellow
    Bum Juice = Brown
    Passion Paste = White
    Blood = Red
    Snot = Green




    Q) Why do some men Camel Toe... Doesn't it hurt?

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    i imagine it would, its not something i have ever done.

    but women do it too and it is far more obvious when done by a female.

    see what i mean here: http://www.cameltoe.org/womens.html

    why are kids in shops such a pain?

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    Because they are always on the want, shoot the lot of 'em !!!

    Kylie or Danni Minogue ?

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    Both

    What are watching right now?

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    solo (ch5)

    doner or chicken (or both) kebab

    (17:18:34) (+Cam) i need to mount my xbox hdd in linux
    (17:19:02) (+SpikeWork) youth of today, they'll mount anything

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    both, cant beat it

    go out on a friday or saturday nite?
    "There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything; both ways save us from thinking." - Alfred Korzybski

    "Alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems" - Homer J. Simpson

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    nope have no life (or i cant be arsed with that shit)

    do i have to ask a question as im stuck what to ask?

    (17:18:34) (+Cam) i need to mount my xbox hdd in linux
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    You don't have to.

    What's your favourite colour?

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    favorite colour is blue.

    Why is the grass green?

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    Because it is filled with chlorophyll.

    Why?
    “If I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?”


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    because y has a curly tail.

    Are we nearly there yet?
    Meh....

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    Hope so.

    How many fingers am I holding up?

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    trick question, 4 and a thumb

    why is an avid avi file larger than a raw avi file ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by monsta
    trick question, 4 and a thumb

    why is an avid avi file larger than a raw avi file ?

    because it just is :-p

    where the best place for porn?

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