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    Default Botched Operation Left Him `Gay`

    (Don't think this has been posted yet) Glad I moved down south and have private health care...

    The patient, whose name was not released, entered Leeds General Infirmary for a heart-by-pass operation. During the surgery doctors had to take out part of a large vein in his leg to replace a section of blocked artery in his chest.

    To get to the vein, the surgeons made an incision in his leg, but failed to notice the tattoo the man had on the leg, according to the London tabloid The Daily Mirror.

    The tattoo said "I love women".

    As he came out of the anaesthesia, the heart operation a success, he noticed the scar on his leg.

    When doctors had sewn it up, the inadvertently left out two letters on the tattoo. It now says "I love men".

    The paper reports the man almost had another coronary. He has consulted his lawyers and is planning to sue the hospital and the doctors involved in the operation.

    He says he`s now too embarrassed to wear shorts in public.

    Leeds General Infirmary has admitted it made a mistake, and the British Medical Journal has issued a warning to doctors to be careful when sewing up tattooed skin.

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    Default Re: Botched Operation Left Him `Gay`

    Hilarious
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    Default Re: Botched Operation Left Him `Gay`

    so y he not get tat on "wo" men lol doh !!! the things ppol do

    for money ha ha ha

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    Default Re: Botched Operation Left Him `Gay`

    Funny story,

    but

    If he does sue the hospital then he wants a good slap, they are skint as it is

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    Default Re: Botched Operation Left Him `Gay`

    lol

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    Default Re: Botched Operation Left Him `Gay`

    Pahahaha.
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    Default Re: Botched Operation Left Him `Gay`

    hehe brilliant

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    Default Re: Botched Operation Left Him `Gay`

    It is terrible for him but he has just had his life saved by these people, I hope he appreciates that.

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    Default Re: Botched Operation Left Him `Gay`

    Maybe if he had some minor surgery it might read "I love me" :whistle
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    hahaha that is fantastic!

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    Default Re: Botched Operation Left Him `Gay`

    deserves the twat right for having a tattoo saying "I love womam", its a bit neanderthal isnt it.
    What else has he got tattoos of? "I love Beer"?

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    Default Re: Botched Operation Left Him `Gay`

    I think he shold grow up - they saved his life and thats how he wants to repay them by sewing them.

    Any prat that gets that tatooed to themself deserves all they get - to be honest doctors should have a disclaimer from any alteration to tatoos that may be made after life saving treatment.

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    Hmm how bigger a part are the ambulance chasers playing in this situation.
    bet they are making space in their wallets as we speaks.

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    funny, but its a bit of a worry when people sue for somebody saving their life.
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    ahahaha, best laugh all day

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    Default Re: Botched Operation Left Him `Gay`

    Totally unrelated thing here:

    tatood freak, i was in HMV today looking at dvd's and I seen one and immediatly recognised your avatar on it. Picked it up and had a look, was a DVD called "Chopper" about an australian criminal. Was only £4 so i bought it Is it worth watching? i assume you've seen it lol

    btw it says that guy was in Leeds, could it have been any member (or mod) from here :thumbs

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    Default Re: Botched Operation Left Him `Gay`

    could always get it changed to 'I love menstruating women'

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    Default Re: Botched Operation Left Him `Gay`

    Quote Originally Posted by Elwood
    Totally unrelated thing here:

    tatood freak, i was in HMV today looking at dvd's and I seen one and immediatly recognised your avatar on it. Picked it up and had a look, was a DVD called "Chopper" about an australian criminal. Was only £4 so i bought it Is it worth watching? i assume you've seen it lol

    btw it says that guy was in Leeds, could it have been any member (or mod) from here :thumbs
    Mark Brandon "Chopper" Read is my hero m8. For an insight into Chopper, read his book, the film is a dramatisation of alot of things that went on during his early criminal years. Worth a watch though...

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    gonna watch the dvd now, if good will try the book

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