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    Please Please Help Barking Dog

    My next but one neighbour has a dog that continuously barks when they all go out, is there anything I can do legally or to otherwise to shut this dog up.

    It is driving me mad and every time we go round they are like, “yeah sorry”. We have a dog and we have trained it I can’t see why we should have to put up with this constant noise.

    Thanks for any help

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    Get yourself a 12 barrel shotgun mate

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    Default Re: Please Please Help Barking Dog

    I've got the same problem, fortunately (one way of looking at it...) they are the scrotes of society and are hardly ever all out of the house at the same time.

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    I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!!! :blink:

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    Default Re: Please Please Help Barking Dog

    Quote Originally Posted by Boy Wizzard
    Get yourself a 12 barrel shotgun mate
    2 good responses, thought about a pellet gun maybe that would shut the little :censored up.

    Keep um coming

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    Default Re: Please Please Help Barking Dog

    Contact your local council, they will do something. You might have to fill in a log for a while.
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    Default Re: Please Please Help Barking Dog

    The dog is stressed, tell the owners to leave the tv on for the mutt, or a radio or something... That should help to keep him quiet for a bit... They could also hide treats around the house to keep him intrested. If they refuse, shoot them and teach the dog yourself.

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    With my experience of local councils your best bet would be to poison the thing.
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    Default Re: Please Please Help Barking Dog

    Environmental Health won't do much. Do contact them tho as it has to be logged, do they own their house? could report to the landlord?

    also contact the RSPCA they have the right to take te dog away from the owners. If may put thye wind up them.
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    Default Re: Please Please Help Barking Dog

    Quote Originally Posted by Boy Wizzard
    Get yourself a 12 barrel shotgun mate
    hmmm whens the last time u saw a twelve barreled gun...

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    Default Re: Please Please Help Barking Dog

    lol, i was wondering that one meself, think he meant bore

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    Default Re: Please Please Help Barking Dog

    you get things that you stick on outside wall that emit super high freuquency noises and they make dogs shut up.

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    Default Re: Please Please Help Barking Dog

    One of my mates is a postman and he used to really get wound up by a dog barking all night, his sleep was precious as he had to get up very early being a postie, so one night he got up and used some of his dogs dog food, laced it with a load of medicine and tablets and took it down and fed it to the fooker.

    He didnt hear a peep out of it for days and was feeling guilty that he may have killed it, then he heard it barking again a few nights later. We reckon he must have knocked the fooker out for a few days.

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    Default Re: Please Please Help Barking Dog

    Quote Originally Posted by TwoSheds
    you get things that you stick on outside wall that emit super high freuquency noises and they make dogs shut up.
    Is that real? Might do some research into that see what I can some up wiv.

    Cheers for advise guys keep it coming, I just want to shut them up not kill um.

    Yet

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    Default Re: Please Please Help Barking Dog

    i think it was in innovations book that you used to get through the door

    they are mainly web based now, look them up (i'd guess www.innovations.co.uk )

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    Default Re: Please Please Help Barking Dog

    dont posties get issued with high frequency pacifiers? cud try nd get hold of one of them.

    i personally think a paintball gun would be a fun way of shutting it up

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    hmmm whens the last time u saw a twelve barreled gun... DJ
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    Default Re: Please Please Help Barking Dog

    The dog isn't stressed, just bored out of its skull, probably not exercised enough.

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    Default Re: Please Please Help Barking Dog

    Or....Chuck a load of ex-lax chocolate over the fence when the dog is in the gardens, and hopefuly the next time they go out and leave it indoors it`ll crap all over the house..failing that, keep a log of times and and how long the dog barks for, then contact the councils inviromental heath( noise abatement dept) and complain turn over the evidence and see what happens!!

    good luck!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by wizard1974uk
    The dog isn't stressed, just bored out of its skull, probably not exercised enough.

    which means its stressed and a better reason to report it to the rspca

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    Default Re: Please Please Help Barking Dog

    get yourself a tape recorder and record it

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