if you havn't seen fast and the furious you wont get it:


-I live my life a quarter pounder at a time… And for those 500 calories or more… I’m free.

- I need FRIIIIIEESSSS! Two of them. The big ones. And Harry, I need them by tonight.

- Amatures don’t super size, I’ve seen the way you eat! You got a big mouth, you’ll blow yourself to pieces.

- What’s the retail on one of those? More than you can afford pal, five star beef burger.

- Your lucky the double shot of BBQ sauce didn’t blow a seam in your nugget box.

- Whoa, there she is, two pounds of pure Mickey-D’s beef. My dad ate it in nine seconds flat. There was so much special sauce, the juices actually dipped onto his chin coming off the line. What’s your time? I haven’t tasted her yet, she scares the shit outta me.

- My grill topped out at 140 degrees today. I need more charcoal, 2 bags, the big ones.

- So what are you eating? Oh you gonna make me look under the bun to find out.

- It’s not how you stand next to your burger, its how you eat your burger.

- You almost had me? Almost had me? You NEVER had me. You never had your burger… Granny biting, not double chomping like you should.

- Now me and Ronald McDonald here are gonna have to rip open the counter, and replace the Onion Rings you fried.

- Don’t do it, I’ll bet you he’s got at least a triple cheeseburger under that bun.

- Check it out, its like this, if I lose, winner takes my happy meal. But if I win, I take the burger and I take the toy.