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    Default Paddy had been drinking

    Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the Night.

    Mick, the bartender says, "You'll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy". Paddy replies "OK Mick, I'll be on my way then." Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face. "Shite" he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off.

    He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face. He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door and some fresh air he'll be fine. He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up the door frame. He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto the Pavement. He falls flat on his face.

    "I'm fockin' focked," he says. He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door and shimmies up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside. He takes a look up the stairs and says "No fockin' way". He crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says "I can make it to the bed." He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face. He says "Fock it" and falls into bed.

    The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes into the room carrying a cup of coffee and says, "Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last night?". Paddy says, "I did Jess. I was fockin' pissed. But how'd you know?"

    "Mick called. You left your wheelchair at the pub."

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    Default Re: Paddy had been drinking

    LOL, made me chuckle

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    Default Re: Paddy had been drinking

    lol, good one

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    Default Re: Paddy had been drinking

    Jokes at the expense of the disabled are not funny................apparently.:whistle

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    Default Re: Paddy had been drinking

    oucha :-/

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    Default Re: Paddy had been drinking

    hahaha

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    Default Re: Paddy had been drinking

    ROFL brilliant

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    Default Re: Paddy had been drinking

    hahahahahahahaha
    You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.

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