Close

Results 1 to 4 of 4

Thread: Michael Owen

  1. #1
    DF VIP Member Chippa's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2000
    Location
    Hollywood
    Posts
    839
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked:        0
    Karma Level
    332

    Default Michael Owen

    Michael Owen goes into a nightclub. He goes up to a girl, grabs her tits and asks for a blowjob.
    She looks startled and says " You're a little forward aren't you?"

  2. #2
    DF VIP Member Shotgunjim's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2003
    Location
    London Proper
    Posts
    6,448
    Thanks
    231
    Thanked:        166
    Karma Level
    592

    Default Re: Michael Owen

    Shocking.......... :nowords:
    - Plan for Tomorrow - Live for today - Hail to the King Baby -

  3. #3
    DF VIP Member DEC2K's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2001
    Location
    newcastle
    Posts
    1,382
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked:        1
    Karma Level
    322

    Default Re: Michael Owen

    blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa quite funny :- /

  4. #4
    DF VIP Member urbsy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2001
    Location
    up norf!
    Posts
    4,693
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked:        33
    Karma Level
    736

    Default Re: Michael Owen

    made me laff
    Drugs are only a problem to people who can't afford them.


    urbsy's cat says destroy all censorship on cat porn!

Similar Threads

  1. Michael Jackson accepts MTV award that doesn't exist
    By marcode in forum The Dog and Duck
    Replies: 21
    Last Post: 29th June 2007, 06:29 AM
  2. owen hattrick, arsenal loose
    By ABCMan in forum Football
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 30th October 2002, 12:31 PM
  3. Owen's srike partner???
    By Junior in forum Football
    Replies: 21
    Last Post: 14th October 2002, 12:31 PM
  4. Owen
    By Junior in forum Football
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 23rd September 2002, 08:07 PM
  5. Michael Jackson of Pakistan!
    By cronus71 in forum The Dog and Duck
    Replies: 15
    Last Post: 30th August 2002, 01:46 AM

Social Networking Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •