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    Default Golf Story

    A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to
    consummate
    their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a
    confession to make, I'm not a virgin."

    The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."

    The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."

    "Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"

    "Tiger Woods."

    "Tiger Woods, the golfer?"

    "Yeah."

    "Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed
    with him."

    The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they are done,
    the
    husband gets up and walks to the telephone.

    "What are you doing?" asks the wife.

    The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service
    and get something to eat."

    "Tiger wouldn't do that."

    "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

    "He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."

    The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love
    a second time.

    When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone.

    "Now what are you doing?" She asks.

    The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room
    service to get something to eat."

    "Tiger wouldn't do that."

    "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

    "He'd come back to bed and do it again."

    The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one
    more time.

    When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the
    phone and starts to dial.

    The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"

    "No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what's par for this damn
    hole!"

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    Default Re: Golf Story

    Bwahahahahahahaha!

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    Default Re: Golf Story

    LOL niiiiice i like it as did the blokes at the pub

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