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    Well if anyone watched IACGMOOH tonight then you would of seen Jordan telling Razor and a few others a secret from her upcoming book revealing a thing between her and a VERY famous footballer who's wife hates her and slags her off any chance she has....

    If it is who we can all presume it is, this could be fun to watch!!!!!

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    Dwight Yorke perhaps?

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    I seriously doubt it... think about it, this secret is BIG, dwight yorke isnt a big name plus everyone knows about her and dwight...

    I think by tomorrow or monday the whole country will know who!!

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    I have to say she is the national whore of England.... It could be Prince Phillip and it wouldn't surprise me. Let’s see.... famous... David Beckham, Johnny Vaughn, and David Seamen... errrr anyway everyone takes her with a bit of salt. The only person I feel sorry for his her son... " Mum, when I was a child why were you such a ****ing whore?"

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    She's a mate of yours then CK..?
    No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...

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    I'm just annoyed.... I'm out of touch with it all.

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    <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=* border=0 valign="top"><TBODY><TR><TD class=LargeTitle>JORDAN'S FOOTIE SCANDAL</TD></TR><TR><TD></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]The reality show contestants covered their microphones as they talked secretively about the revelations and Neil "Razor" Ruddock got excited when he heard one of the names.

    The mother-of-one told Kerry McFadden and Razor: "If someone upsets me I believe you can get them back one way or another. We'll see who has a smile on their face."

    Jordan refused to reveal more to her enthralled audience, but she later said in an interview: "I was saying stuff about my book ... just little hints ... It's a scandal around a football thing.

    "Believe me, it's a scandal, I always come up with surprises, me."

    At least one Sunday newspaper named the footaballer - a Premiership and international star with a leading club.

    Jordan and McFadden will go head to head in the next Bushtucker trial.

    Meanwhile, jungle favourite John Lydon threatened to quit the show after an explosive interview in which he reveals his frustration with "lazy" Jordan.

    The former Sex Pistols frontman was called for a chat in the camp's Bush Telegraph on his birthday - but used much of his time to slate the busty model, including calling her talentless and lazy.

    The pair are two of the frontrunners to win the ITV1 show.

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    She's romped beckham I reckon.

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    who is it then?

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    I reckon she was fi5ting Beckham, while the Nevilles filmed it and the rest of the Man.U squad watched. The video will be on the net soon.......

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    We are just having a discussion about Beckham in IRC, the verdict is he's deffo gay and will probably wait until his career is finished and then come out.

    We suspect him and Raul are lovers................and sometimes Ronaldo chips in with a blowjob. :cartman

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    I think he enjoys a bit of both

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    according to the News of the World its Frank Lampard

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    Yeah, just saw that too... Cant see it being Lampard... maybe though.

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    teddy sherringham ?

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    She was humping Teddy a few years back, that keep's him well within the equation!

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    George Best, thats why he went back on the bottle

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    Jordan and Posh have had a very public slanging match...

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    Frank Lampard Aparently....From News of the world


    JUNGLE stunner JORDAN has sensationally confessed to a secret affair with England soccer ace Frank Lampard.

    Details of their steamy fling were supposed to be kept strictly under wraps until the glamour girl publishes her explosive autobiography in May.

    But in an unguarded off-camera moment in the I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here! camp, she let slip about her hush-hush romance with the hunky £40,000-a-week Chelsea ace.

    And that's not the only thing the 34FF pin-up queen got off her chest —for she showed off her biggest assets TWICE.

    Jordan let secret lover Lampard's identity slip as the celebs gossiped late into the night yesterday.

    Whisperering mischievously to ex-Liverpool and West Ham star RAZOR Ruddock, 35, Jordan hinted her book held a surprise for someone he knows very well.

    "I'm going to get my drink, I've gone all dry," spluttered Razor as cheeky Jordan added: "You're all excited now."

    ‘Jordan's just a Page 3 blow-up balloon!'


    Then, away from the camera and with the sound cut, she gave him a few more clues, pointing out that he was a good-looking Chelsea and England player. Finally she uttered the name.
    The news raises Jordan's profile yet higher—just as JOHN Lydon, former punk star Johnny Rotten—let rip and branded her a "Page 3 blow-up balloon" in a rant to ITV1 show bosses.

    An insider on the programme said: "Jordan broke her secret in whispers. She was winding Ruddock up and loves to tease."

    The model's agent Dave Read last night refused to confirm Lampard's identity, saying only: "You'll just have to wait for the book. It's going to be dynamite."

    The revelations will come as a shock to ex-West Ham star Frank, 25.

    He was single at the time and had hoped it would stay a secret, especially as he is now blissfully in love with Spanish fiancée Elen.

    One of Jordan's close pals told us: "It was a red-hot affair and all about one thing...sex. There was an instant chemistry between them.

    "Jordan was well up for a relationship but Frank wanted to keep it casual. She got angry about the way that he ended it—and that's why he's in the book.

    "She's using the book to score points off all the fellas she feels have stitched her up. Frank didn't do anything wrong, though—he was young, free and just having fun."

    When Razor realised who was in the firing line he said: "I know someone whose blood's going to boil soon."

    Jordan—real name is Katie Price— replied: "Not just one, a few. Never underestimate the Price!"

    That's something PETER Andre won't do—he discovered what a handful she can be after finally managed to get into Jordan's bra last night.

    After slipping away for an intimate frolic in the water pool—as our exclusive picture reveals—the flirty pair were enjoying a steamy massage session with George Best's estranged wife ALEX and ex-Atomic Kitten KERRY McFadden at the time.

    As Peter lovingly rubbed Jordan's back he murmured: "Undo your bra."

    At first she refused but the 90s pop star grabbed the initiative and unhooked her top anyway.

    The revealing moment came just hours after the three-time silicone-enhanced beauty had whipped them out to show off her scars to Alex and Razor.

    Ex-Sex Pistol Johnny isn't so impressed. He threatened to quit the show yesterday while letting rip about what he thinks of Jordan.

    After his "balloon" jibe in the Bush Telegraph he fumed: "The woman's ****ing talentless.

    "Doesn't do anything, and when it does, it nags all the way through. It don't know how to cook, walk or talk. It don't contribute. It's a parasite!"

    ‘Jennie's mutton dressed as lamb'


    In last night's show, millions of viewers saw fraudster LORD Charlie Brocket let off steam, too—branding presenters Ant and Dec "*******s" for making him face his fear of heights on a rope ladder Bushtucker Challenge.
    But bosses have had to pull the plug when jungle chat gets too hot—like when Alex started talking about sex toys.

    And prim former royal correspondent JENNIE Bond blurted out that her sexiest outfit was a red leather jacket.

    But she grudgingly admitted pals reckon she looks like ‘'mutton dressed as lamb'' in it!

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    Handsome Frank Lampard???

    She must need her eyes tested!?!?!?!

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