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    Default lil johnny

    In school one day, the teacher decided that in science class she would
    teach
    about materials. So, she stood in the front of the class and said,
    "Children, if
    you could have one raw material in the world what would it be?" Little
    Stevie
    raised his hand and said, "I would want gold, because gold is worth a
    lot of
    money and I could buy a Porsche." The teacher nodded and called on
    little Susie.
    Little Susie said, "I would want platinum because platinum is worth more
    than
    gold and I could buy a Corvette." The teacher smiled and then called on
    Little
    Johnny. Little Johnny stood up and said, "I would want silicone." The
    teacher
    said, "Why Johnny?" He responded by saying, "Because my mom has two bags
    of it
    and you should see all the sports cars outside our house!"
    Smile it's the second best thing you can do with your lips:D :D :D
    I'd walk a mile for one of your smiles and even
    farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

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    lol

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