lil johnny

[shadygeezer]

In school one day, the teacher decided that in science class she would
teach
about materials. So, she stood in the front of the class and said,
"Children, if
you could have one raw material in the world what would it be?" Little
Stevie
raised his hand and said, "I would want gold, because gold is worth a
lot of
money and I could buy a Porsche." The teacher nodded and called on
little Susie.
Little Susie said, "I would want platinum because platinum is worth more
than
gold and I could buy a Corvette." The teacher smiled and then called on
Little
Johnny. Little Johnny stood up and said, "I would want silicone." The
teacher
said, "Why Johnny?" He responded by saying, "Because my mom has two bags
of it
and you should see all the sports cars outside our house!"

[shed2000]

lol