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    hit a pig

    A farm hand was driving around the perimeter of the farm one day in his Pick-up, when he collided with a pig.
    He radioed through to the farmer; "I've got a problem!"
    "Go on" said the farmer.
    "I've hit a pig. It's stuck in the bull bars on the pick-up, and it's sqealing and wriggling like mad. There's blood everywhere!" said the distressed young man. The farmer replied, "go in the back of the truck, and take out the shotgun. You can finish the pig off with that, then you'll be able to pull it free of the bars. Throw it in the bushes, and let the crows take care of the rest."
    "OK" said the farm hand and went to take care of business.
    Ten minutes later, the farm hand came back on the radio, "I've done exactly what you said boss, but I've still got a problem"
    "What's that?" said the farmer.
    "The blue lights on his Motorbike are still flashing!"


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    Default Re: hit a pig

    Hmmmmmmmm
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    Default Re: hit a pig

    Lmao

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    Default Re: hit a pig

    had a chuckle little 1 lol

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    Default Re: hit a pig

    nice one

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    Default Re: hit a pig

    like it

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