Here's a couple from the books IT section

24. When your computer won’t power up, complain to us before you check to see whether you’ve switched on the monitor

26. When something’s the matter with your computer, ask your secretary to call the help desk. We enjoy the challenge of have to deal with a third party who doesn’t know anything about the problem.

27. When you receive a 30MB (huge) movie file, send it to everyone as an email attachment. We’ve got lots of disk space on that mail server.