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    Default If you were an Alien where would you land?

    Most films/tv shows would have you believe that the only place for an Alien to go is America... Home of the free and simple minded. But would an Alien really want to go to America? Landing on a trigger happy Yanks porch is the best way to get your alien ass shot off.

    An Alien might like to go to a quiet spot... to settle in before notifying to planet about it's existence.... New Zealand might be a good space, low population, lots of room, Low level military... not a big chance of getting shot at.

    Anyway... he is the start of a list where as an Alien I'd hate to go...

    America
    Africa
    UK
    Mexico
    Germany
    Spain (inc Portugal)
    Turkey
    Japan (they would use me for advertising and manga sex)

    anywhere else?
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    Default Re: If you were in Alien where would you land?

    Well they would feel at home at Michel Jacksons home thats for sure.

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    Default Re: If you were in Alien where would you land?

    I'd land in the middle of the Congolese Jungle and fulfil my ambition of mating with a Mountain Gorilla, thus creating a Human/Ape Anthropological Marvel that would go down a storm at Chipperfield's Circus. :cartman

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    Default Re: If you were in Alien where would you land?

    Quote Originally Posted by CzarJunkie
    I'd land in the middle of the Congolese Jungle and fulfil my ambition of mating with a Mountain Gorilla, thus creating a Human/Ape Anthropological Marvel that would go down a storm at Chipperfield's Circus. :cartman
    thats been done already mate

    how do you think martin keown came about?

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    Default Re: If you were in Alien where would you land?

    id just have a look out the window and keep going till i found another planet which isnt run by ****ers.

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    Default Re: If you were in Alien where would you land?

    Quote Originally Posted by MaxP
    id just have a look out the window and keep going till i found another planet which isnt run by ****ers.
    Love it-Love it m8

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    Default Re: If you were in Alien where would you land?

    Probably land ont lirrel village where noone wuld care.

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    Default Re: If you were in Alien where would you land?

    the nearest pub sounds good
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    Default Re: If you were in Alien where would you land?

    i would head for the north pole .its pretty remote there. :coffee:
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