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    A woman was in a coma. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a

    response on the monitor when she touched her. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little

    oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

    The husband was sceptical, but they assured that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.

    After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined; no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" they cried.



    The husband said, "I guess she choked."



    are men selfish or what?

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    Default Re: Are Men Selfish

    hahahahaha very good!

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    lol

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    Default Re: Are Men Selfish

    he he he made me chuckle

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    Default Re: Are Men Selfish

    hahaha thats just life plain in your face!!! :nono

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    Re: Are Men Selfish

    Lol

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    lmao, that is good!

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    Very good like it m8 :thumbs
    Póg mo tóin

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    thats a winner!!!
    :milk :stupid :woot:

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    quality, nice one m8

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    Default Re: Are Men Selfish

    That was a good one.

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    lol

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    nice one welldone m8

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