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    Default if u were a condemed man, wot would u have as a last meal?

    simple question..

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    Default Re: if u were a condemed man, wot would u have as a last meal?

    if i were condemned i dont know that i could eat anything :nowords:

    if i could eat though id order an enormous 5 course meal (actually, if theyre killing me ill order it even if im not going to eat it)

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    Default Re: if u were a condemed man, wot would u have as a last meal?

    home made fresh breadcrumbed chicken fried in butter, with a salty crunch crust baked potatoe, sweetcorn fritter and fried banana with a crisp slad on the side comprising of lettuce, red onion, pine nuts, tomato, cucumber. Plus a saladcream on the side.

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    Default Re: if u were a condemed man, wot would u have as a last meal?

    A massive pot of baked beans, old cabbage, brussel sprouts and curry. Then on the walk to the death chair/chamber I'll let off a massive fart and try to take out as many as the wardens as possible.

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    Default Re: if u were a condemed man, wot would u have as a last meal?

    buffet

    then get 2nd helpings, 3rd helping etc etc aka no last meal!

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    Default Re: if u were a condemed man, wot would u have as a last meal?

    sausges, cus sausages is alls they gots

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    Default Re: if u were a condemed man, wot would u have as a last meal?

    an all you can eat buffet

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    Default Re: if u were a condemed man, wot would u have as a last meal?

    A big dirty chinkey, sh*te loads of chips, beef currey until it coems outa ma backside, prawn fried rice, prawn fried rice, chicken Omlett ( duno how to spell it :-p) with around a case of carling if i was allowed within the meal. :whistle

    After that i think id be dying anyways


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    Default Re: if u were a condemed man, wot would u have as a last meal?

    Roast Beef & Yorkshire pudding for me.
    I remember this link being posted a while ago but if anybody missed it you can see what condemned prisoners in Texas really had at http://www.thememoryhole.org/deaths/...inal-meals.htm

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    Default Re: if u were a condemed man, wot would u have as a last meal?

    Umm, lots and lots of those "Toffee Temptation" cakes you get from Tesco. They are well nice, I can get through one of those on my own in no time.
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    Default Re: if u were a condemed man, wot would u have as a last meal?

    Tescos value Chrisps.... any flavour they all taste like shit... If i was a condemed to death there must be a good reason for it. Eat what i like? Bollocks give me the cheap shit

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    Default Re: if u were a condemed man, wot would u have as a last meal?

    Fish & Chips till i was full

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    Gotta be a fry-up, with lashing of brown sauce, and a mug of Nescafe.

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    Default Re: if u were a condemed man, wot would u have as a last meal?

    As no ones said it yet - Poonani hair pie and a large side order of knockers with a tub of chocolate ice cream

    That failing then it would prolly be full beef sunday roast, yorkshire pudding and blackberry n apple crumble with custard for afters.
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    Default Re: if u were a condemed man, wot would u have as a last meal?

    The execut1oner,

    I'd eat his liver. With some fava beans and a nice chianti. F-F-F-F-F-F-F
    No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...

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    Default Re: if u were a condemed man, wot would u have as a last meal?

    Quote Originally Posted by [url="http://www.thememoryhole.org/deaths/texas-final-meals.htm"
    http://www.thememoryhole.org/deaths/texas-final-meals.htm[/url]
    Nice link as such, some of them are not much older than me. One guy has robbed many times and done arson, but no mention of murder or other crimes that could give reason for execut1on, whats the deal with Texas.

    Scary. Cheers.....Q

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    Default Re: if u were a condemed man, wot would u have as a last meal?

    personally i would like a Chinese from my local (the best ever)
    and a huge spliff full of the best skunk ever so i dont remember im in deep $hit

    dont think i would have to worry about breaking the law since theyre gonna kill me anyway
    You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.

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