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    A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday.
    After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive.
    She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend
    a fortune. Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They
    say it's been trained to give blowjobs!" "Blowjobs!" the woman
    exclaimed. "It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this
    month," he said. The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and
    what if it's true... no more blowjobs for her! She bought the frog.

    When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely
    skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking she
    may never need to perform this less than riveting act again. In the
    middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans
    flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She
    ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog
    reading cookbooks. "What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked.

    The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, you're gone.

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    lol
    "Sometimes I think there's no reason to get out of bed . . . then I feel wet, and I realize there is." - Homer J Simpson

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    lol .. old but still funny , thanx for posting hehe

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    lol he he he


    perform this less than "riveting" act again oh dear lol

    The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, you're gone.

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    Default Re: The Cook

    not a bad one, not a bad one

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    Aramis,

    listen mate - I know you may enjoy the jokes but about the last 30 posts you've made are pretty pointless responses to old jokes - give it a REST.

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