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    Default Sliding doors

    A country boy and his father were visiting a shopping centre in the big smoke. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "What the feck is tha?" (The father never having seen a LIFT) responded, " I've never seen anything like tha' in me life. I don't know what the Jasus i' is." While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat ugly woman rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button.

    The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.
    The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

    Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24-year-old blonde woman stepped out. The father, not taking his goggle eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, "Go get your Ma."

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    Default Re: Sliding doors

    hehehe good joke mate

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    Default Re: Sliding doors

    lol

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    Default Re: Sliding doors

    hehe .. nice 1

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    Default Re: Sliding doors

    yea, i like it

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    Default Re: Sliding doors

    LOL made me giggle!
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    Default Re: Sliding doors

    Good joke m8, seem to remember this was in FHM a year or two ago wasn't it?

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    yeah i think it was

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